Aha! General Hospital’s [Spoiler] Is Anna’s Kidnapper — Here’s the Proof, You’ll be shocked.

A month after General Hospital badass Anna was kidnapped, we finally know whodunit — or who’s behind it, anyway.

You’ll recall that last month, the former WSB agent became convinced that her longtime tormentor Faison had cheated death and risen from the grave like his children, Nathan and Britt.

But before she could set off to investigate her chilling theory, she found herself chloroformed and relocated to… well, exactly the kind of creepy room in which you’d expect to find a kidnapping victim!

In the December 10 episode (recapped here), viewers saw that Anna had been moved to slightly less grungy accommodations. And that’s when the telltale moment arrived. Pascal, who’d offered macarons to Sidwell and Deception’s execs, then brought the same cookies to Anna… In other words, she’s being held prisoner at Wyndemere.

Obviously, Pascal isn’t the brains behind the operation. Dude almost blew up Britt despite her being a valuable asset. He’s not the brains of anything.

But Sidwell… This is exactly the kind of stunt he’d pull, especially if his partner in crime is one of General Hospital’s infamous Big Bads. Is Jerry Jacks back in action? Has Victor Cassadine gotten himself a new lease on life?

More likely, Anna is correct in her hunch that Faison has returned — or a member of Faison’s extended family, anyway. Her abductor could well be Nathan with his late father’s memories implanted in his head.

(You know, like when Franco was briefly turned into Drew.) Nathan could also be, heaven forbid, walking around with Peter’s twisted brain rattling around in his head.

Or perhaps on the other side of that one-way mirror is Faison himself, alive and well. Sure, Anna saw his corpse in 2018. But we also saw Nathan’s dead body.

And Britt’s. The rules that apply to real life simply don’t have any place in Port Charles. What do you think is going on?